Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The New Guide to New Speak

Excerpts from the NewSpeak dictionary

Ungood
-adj. Not Favorable.

DoublePlus Ungood -adj. Very Unfavorable

Thoughtcrime -n. An anti-establishment thought against the party.

DoublePlusBeautifulWhenSheSmiles -adj. Kathy, that glorious woman from the accounting department in the Ministry of Truth.

Victory Gin -n. A rationed alcoholic beverage supplied by the party. Unless it's for Kathy. Kathy can have as much as she wants.

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